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Tuddi
03-25-2009, 05:15 AM
Now that you have gotten yourself that Escort, I thought it was about time to find your competition. You need to know what you are up against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7mVQljKggE

Tonglebeak
03-25-2009, 05:19 AM
I would love to spread my seed with those girls...

LordDurock
03-25-2009, 05:21 AM
lol wow that great.....the horny guy comments are funny to.........................

LordDurock
03-25-2009, 05:28 AM
not you to tongle

Techfizzle
03-25-2009, 12:56 PM
i dont plan on ricing this car that much Im going to put a gt grille in it, my sub and amp and some pedals. when i get it painted i might put some stripes on it.

The Mad Hatter
03-25-2009, 02:19 PM
i dont plan on ricing this car that much Im going to put a gt grille in it, my sub and amp and some pedals. when i get it painted i might put some stripes on it.

Please note he said THAT MUCH :lol:

bubblebob88
03-25-2009, 02:23 PM
i dont plan on ricing this car that much Im going to put a gt grille in it, my sub and amp and some pedals. when i get it painted i might put some stripes on it.

"Rice is rice, no matter the amount." -John's 2 Cents

cutlassburnin
03-25-2009, 04:41 PM
convert it to a cosworth!

Jr's3800
03-25-2009, 07:08 PM
I would love to spread my seed with those girls...

Agreed

CamoDeafie
03-25-2009, 07:37 PM
well for those 18+....theres this model named Alana, google Alana's world UK..she owns a monte carlo edition of a Ford Escort Cosworth and she kicks techie's butt in every way possible ;)

Techfizzle
03-25-2009, 11:45 PM
well for those 18+....theres this model named Alana, google Alana's world UK..she owns a monte carlo edition of a Ford Escort Cosworth and she kicks techie's butt in every way possible ;)
she is a babe il say that

Zaloryan
03-26-2009, 12:01 AM
With the babes aside, I think that video was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Tuddi
03-26-2009, 12:05 AM
I must say that Alana is .... well... how do I put it nicely? .... guess there isn't a way to put it nicely: She is the kind of a girl that caused production of paper bags to begin in the first place.

Too English in her looks.

Strip her of the professionally applied makeup, and what you have is a female who looks best in a burkha of the closed kind:
http://lordaries.com/images/afghan/burkha1.jpg

... fortunately my hormones don't flow as much in my blood as they used to during my earlier years, and fortunately my wife is a wonderful loving and caring creature whom I find to be the best partner for life... so this wasshername... alana? ... is free for grabs for you guys... I'd rather be free from her.

Tuddi
03-26-2009, 12:09 AM
With the babes aside, I think that video was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

... then you don't know Dacia and Lada... those were the kind of hyper speeders the east-block populations would wait for for years. It's something Techie would be proud of being able to trade his Escort out for... I think the luxury models came with ashtrays in the back as well. How about that? Wild luxury!

... but then again... I picked the video because it was pretty.... hmmm... well, there was something pretty there. Let's leave it at that.

cutlassburnin
03-26-2009, 12:26 AM
its a ford escort, so my vote is to scrap it.

bubblebob88
03-26-2009, 12:29 AM
Why do we really respond to Tech anyways, I know I'm bored but shit?! We should just ignore him, but I think the reason we respond is for the humor of it all

Jr's3800
03-26-2009, 12:54 AM
Yeah that must be what it is..

Heck I still have my van and it still runs... It will be upgraded soon tho... As I pass by Tech in the upgraded van it'll pull the paint right off his car

CieraSL92
03-26-2009, 01:12 AM
Yeah, idk why on earth you would trade a pickup for an escort. Why dont you just tuck it in and call yourself a woman right now?

Tuddi
03-26-2009, 01:26 AM
Why do we really respond to Tech anyways, I know I'm bored but shit?! We should just ignore him, but I think the reason we respond is for the humor of it all

We are his personal social network, and we are caring and kind and sarcastic old farts who often find less than appropriate responses from the back of our heads to feed him with.

All in all I'm sure he likes us just the way we like him.

Techfizzle
03-26-2009, 02:52 AM
the truck needed alot of work to be done
and i dont mind the banter

Burgundy Ciera
03-26-2009, 04:20 AM
... then you don't know Dacia and Lada... those were the kind of hyper speeders the east-block populations would wait for for years. It's something Techie would be proud of being able to trade his Escort out for... I think the luxury models came with ashtrays in the back as well. How about that? Wild luxury!


It would be awsome to have a Lada, from what I hear they are ridiculously tough. Topgear had one to "test" recently.

CamoDeafie
03-26-2009, 04:34 AM
didnt they bounce a HAMMER off one?

Techfizzle
03-26-2009, 05:13 AM
if you think she is ugly then your wife must look like this
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/old%20woman.jpg


I must say that Alana is .... well... how do I put it nicely? .... guess there isn't a way to put it nicely: She is the kind of a girl that caused production of paper bags to begin in the first place.

Too English in her looks.

Strip her of the professionally applied makeup, and what you have is a female who looks best in a burkha of the closed kind:
http://lordaries.com/images/afghan/burkha1.jpg

... fortunately my hormones don't flow as much in my blood as they used to during my earlier years, and fortunately my wife is a wonderful loving and caring creature whom I find to be the best partner for life... so this wasshername... alana? ... is free for grabs for you guys... I'd rather be free from her.

Tuddi
03-26-2009, 06:37 AM
Techie. I have traveled the world, and had my fair (ok... actually unfair) share of women of all cultures and nationalities. My taste is good... and having been in the UK a few times, I think I am more qualified than you to utter my opinion on the subject of English women. OF COURSE it is only my personal opinion, and there ARE exceptions to the rule... but in general terms, the UK women are some of the ugliest on planet earth - generally speaking (this is opinion based... don't take it as some universal truth).

As to LADA's .... yes, those are very reliable cars. No luxury, but reliable beyond belief. Another Russian made car was Moscowitch. My parents had one of those almost 30 years ago, and it was incredible. It would start up at the first turn of the key, even at temperatures as low as -40F, while my Jeep Wagoneers would not start at all.

Made to last, no matter how hard a life they were given.

Ps.
Techie... you should not be posting photos of your ex/current girlfriends without their consent!

LordDurock
03-26-2009, 06:52 AM
^im with you tuddi on english women

cutlassburnin
03-26-2009, 11:44 AM
never met a woman from the uk...but i have met a few aussies. :)

Tuddi
03-26-2009, 02:04 PM
never met a woman from the uk...but i have met a few aussies. :)

.... some men have all the luck in the world on their side....

CamoDeafie
03-26-2009, 02:09 PM
well, Alana looks better than most of the women out in Oregon O_O :P lol

Tuddi
03-26-2009, 03:04 PM
well, Alana looks better than most of the women out in Oregon O_O :P lol

My sympathies!

Thinking out of the box:

If you have 2 boxes of rotten apples, and find one apple that is less rotten than all the others, you should not be satisfied with it. Look for some apple trees, and you might find a whole lot of fresh, juicy and nice apples to pick from.

Burgundy Ciera
03-26-2009, 03:58 PM
didnt they bounce a HAMMER off one?

Yeah, and it didnt hardly dent it

ochy38
03-26-2009, 06:25 PM
the truck needed alot of work to be done


What happened to:

The truck runs excelent and it started in 5 seconds after it had sat 5 months.... so basicly for $250 I bought a solid, clean, little rusted truck..... the truck needs a few things but there about a dime a dozen at the jy like the armest pad, a vent window handle, etc

or


i have about $30 left in repairs left to do to the f150
a headlight and a shifter bushing is all that is left
the truck has 103,000 on it and is clean inside and out

dagr8tim
03-26-2009, 06:25 PM
Shit I could be a super pimp if I had kept my Cutlass.

a1veedubber
03-26-2009, 06:27 PM
It would be awsome to have a Lada, from what I hear they are ridiculously tough. Topgear had one to "test" recently.

Remember the one they had the Lotus engineers tune out?? :naughty:

http://imcdb.org/images/034/393.jpg

LordDurock
03-26-2009, 08:23 PM
the vid i saw of that was sick but it was in russain

a1veedubber
03-27-2009, 01:01 AM
I Dload them all from finalgear........Top Gear is one of my favorite shows.

CamoDeafie
03-27-2009, 02:59 AM
well tuddi, i;ve found my perfect apple :D

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t70/CamoDeafie/Julia/DSC02225.jpg

:) shes beautiful to me nyeh

Tuddi
03-27-2009, 04:05 AM
No more apple picking for you! You clearly go for the best apples on the tree!

Just make sure that she has priority status over your cars, and you can be pretty sure that you'll be able to enjoy this fruit for a long time.

Techfizzle
03-27-2009, 04:13 AM
well tuddi, i;ve found my perfect apple :D

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t70/CamoDeafie/Julia/DSC02225.jpg

:) shes beautiful to me nyeh
are you even serious? that looks like a dude with boobs!
here some eye candy for ya
http://www.thebluething.com/games/files/asian-babe.jpg
http://lh3.ggpht.com/elaing.zhang/RuLn0bNvLpI/AAAAAAAAC48/oNfn3EB6aKU/s800/5059745_m_5059747_874.jpg

http://cute-latinas.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cute-latina-in-white-thigh-high-nylons-and-garters.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/a1314520678/R1P7YYzlJ-I/AAAAAAAAKOs/pBmFYwVn72Q/s800/071029-014.jpg
http://pic.yobt.com/blog/media/sexypics/14/b/poland-large-1.jpghttp://pic.yobt.com/blog/media/sexypics/14/b/poland-large-1.jpghttp://pic.yobt.com/blog/media/sexypics/14/d/greece-large-1.jpg
the hottest girls come from Greece/poland/romonia area and asia and japan
http://pic.yobt.com/blog/media/sexypics/14/b/poland-large-1.jpg

CieraSL92
03-27-2009, 04:23 AM
are you even serious? that looks like a dude with boobs!


Dude I don't think anybody has outright called your escort a piece of shit, but it looks like it. Be polite about it asshole. It's just rude, even if its not to your taste just don't say anything.

-100 points for driving an escort btw.

Techfizzle
03-27-2009, 04:39 AM
Dude I don't think anybody has outright called your escort a piece of shit, but it looks like it. Be polite about it asshole. It's just rude, even if its not to your taste just don't say anything.

-100 points for driving an escort btw.

i was juts kidding i could tell by the way he worded it he was joking about her being hot

85_Ciera_Rebuild
03-27-2009, 05:02 AM
joking about...being hot

Here's one hot female (http://womensprowrestling.blogspot.com/2007/04/uk-womens-wrestling-mitzi-mueller.html) for you.

CamoDeafie
03-27-2009, 05:06 AM
why tech, why don't you move over there and see what happens? they're MODELS. their job is to look hot and be eye candy... the pic I posted is of a REAL HONEST TO GOODNESS american girl who's in good shape, and well endowned at the same time and is the best damn thing to happen to me :D and speaking of escorts, maybe that's what you need to get for "dates" with your escort LOL

Techfizzle
03-27-2009, 05:34 AM
why tech, why don't you move over there and see what happens? they're MODELS. their job is to look hot and be eye candy... the pic I posted is of a REAL HONEST TO GOODNESS american girl who's in good shape, and well endowned at the same time and is the best damn thing to happen to me :D and speaking of escorts, maybe that's what you need to get for "dates" with your escort LOL
ok my appolgy i did not realize it was your girlfreind.
I respect your opinion, she isnt that bad of looking. Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder, ive seen ugly women some people think is hot and ive seen hot women people think is ugly. Whatever you like, stick with it, not everybody likes the samething or we wouldnt have both coke and pepsi:rock:

Zaloryan
03-27-2009, 05:35 AM
For crying out loud. Would everyone just cool their chops and stop throwing insults every which way? This is ridiculous. I'm pretty sure another member on here already stated that we needed to stop this childish mockery. Apparently no one has noticed that their slander has hurt anyone's pride, accomplishing: nothing. I hate to sound like some mediator here, but would everyone try making an effort to get along? :rant:

bubblebob88
03-27-2009, 01:49 PM
Camo, my fiance loves your gf's hair, she's obsessed with Monroe lol

As for models, you should see them not airbrushed/edited and without their makeup, I've been there and it's not good. As for the Escort, try doing this: http://www.automobile-sportive.com/guide/ford/escortrscosworth/escortcosworth-ouverture.jpg

The Mad Hatter
03-27-2009, 02:05 PM
For crying out loud. Would everyone just cool their chops and stop throwing insults every which way? This is ridiculous. I'm pretty sure another member on here already stated that we needed to stop this childish mockery. Apparently no one has noticed that their slander has hurt anyone's pride, accomplishing: nothing. I hate to sound like some mediator here, but would everyone try making an effort to get along? :rant:

I agree, but has anyone noticed that we only have this problem when it comes to Techfizzle's posts?

bubblebob88
03-27-2009, 02:07 PM
Everyone notices, I just love the humor

Tuddi
03-27-2009, 04:53 PM
For as long as it is kept within humouristic frames, everyone should be ok. When it crosses the line of personal boundaries, that's when problems may arise.

Sometimes people can express the wrong things without realizing it in written/spoken moment.

Pontiac6ksteawd
03-28-2009, 06:00 AM
I have my model wife...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/LaPurr/Sam/l_4950f060031250b475378d440aee2310.jpg

I got a picture of her from our honeymoon, but photobucket really screwed the picture up. So i dont share it much... Shes beautiful in the real pic, but in the way photobucket resized it, it doesnt look right...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/LaPurr/Sam/l_5b064dbf84fc0a3ae99c91f7d0cdf3fb.jpg

Anyways.. Thats my lady, and shes real. Not some fake anorexic bulimic eye candy.

Tuddi
03-28-2009, 06:16 AM
Not bringing a photo of my wife (she doesn't like to be posted online... no matter how lovely she looks)... so I bring you a picture of my lover:

http://upload.hraunfjord.org/files/MyJungleLover.jpg

Yups... I am a free man, and if I want to have one's cake and eat it too, then that's what I do, without any qualms. No one gets hurt, so no harm is done.

Techfizzle
03-29-2009, 12:07 AM
Not bringing a photo of my wife (she doesn't like to be posted online... no matter how lovely she looks)... so I bring you a picture of my lover:

http://upload.hraunfjord.org/files/MyJungleLover.jpg

Yups... I am a free man, and if I want to have one's cake and eat it too, then that's what I do, without any qualms. No one gets hurt, so no harm is done.
thats adultery in my book:jawdrop:

Tuddi
03-29-2009, 12:16 AM
Well, me being an adult, makes it right :)

But as I said: I am a free man, my wife has no problem with me having "side-road-snacks"... she has even bought me condoms prior to my earlier trips to the jungle... so there is nothing in this that hurts anyone.

Wanting something, but not being able to, due to moral qualms or because of religious stances or rules of the society, is torture at best. One will be a mental prisoner.

I have never been much for such things. Better to be completely honest about life and normal human instincts, that most people try to suppress.

Bloody bastard that I am :) ... but at least I have a fulfilling life.

Pontiac6ksteawd
03-29-2009, 12:17 AM
Amen tuddi!

bubblebob88
03-29-2009, 04:53 AM
Well, here's my lovers:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e9/bubblebob88/DSCF0162.jpg

No, just joking, just my little sisters, but they do love me, but here's my beautiful fiance:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e9/bubblebob88/DSCF02006.jpg

Techfizzle
03-29-2009, 06:27 AM
your fiance is hot

cutlassburnin
03-29-2009, 05:42 PM
man you look SO Irish. lol

LordDurock
03-29-2009, 06:25 PM
i been lucky to have gourgus girls the problem is girls are much more then just looks, and they have crazy minds of there own.
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/lorddurock/a%20body%20nte%20stuff/iwantyou.jpg

Pontiac6ksteawd
03-29-2009, 10:20 PM
You mean you havent learned yet that women are just plainly insane?

LordDurock
03-29-2009, 10:21 PM
...kinda ish ^ that one taught me that one lol but still quite the loss anyways

85_Ciera_Rebuild
03-29-2009, 11:50 PM
...women are just plainly insane?

High maintenance, might be a better description.

bubblebob88
03-30-2009, 12:56 AM
I am very Irish cutlassburnin lol

Tuddi
05-23-2009, 04:20 AM
Any takers?

http://upload.hraunfjord.org/files/IquitosGoodie.jpg

Came back from the jungle, and this is one of the wild things I found out there :)

Techfizzle
05-23-2009, 04:57 AM
id hit that

Tuddi
05-23-2009, 05:16 AM
You'd have to rape her for that... :) She's taken by now... my second spare-wheel... so to speak.

LordDurock
05-23-2009, 05:23 AM
provided she is a nice girl. the guy that gets her will be very lucky :)

Tuddi
05-23-2009, 06:00 AM
Yes I am :)