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85_Ciera_Rebuild
03-28-2009, 05:51 AM
SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29892972/)
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

Tuddi
03-28-2009, 06:40 AM
SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29892972/)
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

What is a SAVAGE supposed to do... if not behave like a savage?

Did the vacuum cleaner get psychiatric crisis help afterwards? Did the savage impregnate the vacuum? Will there now come small hand-held vacuum cleaners in 9 months time out of mother vacuum?

Are you confused? You won't be after next episode of ... what goes around-comes around.

BignastyGS
03-28-2009, 01:11 PM
That "sucks".....lol

cutlassburnin
03-28-2009, 03:46 PM
how cheaky. lol

bubblebob88
03-28-2009, 04:26 PM
This is what makes me laugh at humanity haha!

cadaver
03-28-2009, 04:40 PM
I think this is saying something.
The economy has gotten so bad people can't even afford prostitutes anymore. They now must resort to vacuums for sexual pleasure.

lol

Tonglebeak
03-28-2009, 04:47 PM
Not to sound like a freak or anything, but if someone wants to fuck a vacuum, why not let them? Jesus christ they're not hurting anyone else.

bubblebob88
03-28-2009, 04:49 PM
Lol, Next we'll find stickers on the vacs, "75 Cents for Happy Ending!"

cadaver
03-28-2009, 09:18 PM
I agree with tonglebeak, even though it is definitely weird, as long as hes not hurting anything, or anyone, then whats the problem.

BignastyGS
03-29-2009, 12:17 AM
I agree with tonglebeak, even though it is definitely weird, as long as hes not hurting anything, or anyone, then whats the problem.

Try explaining that to the sweepers father....:kekeke:

85_Ciera_Rebuild
03-29-2009, 12:23 AM
even though it is definitely weird

Article said: The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Now, look what they do over in Europe:

World's Craziest Sports Fans (http://oddee.com/item_96615.aspx)

http://208.106.228.199/_media/imgs/articles/a388_naked2.jpg

bubblebob88
03-29-2009, 04:47 AM
Weird, not that the old lady would of had nice tits, but why isn't that one guys tiny pecker censored? Maybe it was just because she was too old and ugly...?

Tuddi
03-29-2009, 06:47 PM
Weird, not that the old lady would of had nice tits, but why isn't that one guys tiny pecker censored? Maybe it was just because she was too old and ugly...?

It WAS censored.... that's why it was so tiny. Auto-censored.