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Duke George V
04-25-2009, 07:28 PM
Inspired by our new friend Rando and his mangled Ciera, I wish to bring you more examples of terrible things done to cars.

Exhibit A: this Celica
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e302/leftventricle/Celica1.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e302/leftventricle/Celica2.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e302/leftventricle/Celica3.jpg

Its a stock engined FWD celica with a hood scoop suited to a hotrod hooked up to a dryer hose. Also the car has been given huge rear drag tires, a wheelie bar and a nos bottle, but its still a FWD shitbox.

Exhibit B: this Mustang
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e302/leftventricle/Ford-vertical-doors.jpg

I think if I look at it anymore I will have an aneurysm.

Exhibit C: this Cavalier
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e302/leftventricle/HorribleCavalier.jpg

I don't even know.

Prospeeder
04-25-2009, 08:06 PM
ok that cavalier is freakin bad ass.

85_Ciera_Rebuild
04-25-2009, 08:29 PM
Virtual (http://www.photoshopchop.com/) - Members here take an ordinary image of a car and modify it using adobe photoshop.
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http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/1724/s3th1.jpg
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Real McCoy

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-mno/Mercury-leadsled-black-yellow-flames-le.jpg

Pontiac6ksteawd
04-25-2009, 08:37 PM
That Cavalier is hot... I dont like the BMW fenders, or the body kit, but i love the paint, doors, and what I can see of the interior.

The Celica, who cares, its jap crap, and thats what you are supposed to screw up..

86euro
04-26-2009, 02:13 AM
I like the Cavi too:dunno:

a1veedubber
04-26-2009, 03:28 AM
The Cav would be 100% better without the played-out & PITA Lambo doors. Suicide doors on the other hand........:thumbsup:

That Mustang hurts my brain. I almost bought a 65 fastback back in the 90's & kick myself for not doing it. It even had the nice chrome wheels & the rally gauges & foglamps......

cutlassburnin
04-26-2009, 03:58 AM
Im sort of in awe with that celica...I mean..alot of money went into the few parts that are on it...and...idk what to say I guess...All that money could have made that car ACTUALLY fast. lol

The slicks mounted to a solid axle..thats just hilarious. The chute, the cage, the slicks and the body work, all that craps exspensive. This dude should be steralized.

bubblebob88
04-27-2009, 12:15 AM
Im sort of in awe with that celica...I mean..alot of money went into the few parts that are on it...and...idk what to say I guess...All that money could have made that car ACTUALLY fast. lol

The slicks mounted to a solid axle..thats just hilarious. The chute, the cage, the slicks and the body work, all that craps exspensive. This dude should be steralized.

Dude those are lthe god of fart cans! For those who think those cars all look goofy you must go here and see there's actually worse cars out there:

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3874160&page=1

bubblebob88
04-27-2009, 12:21 AM
Although, I do not think that Rando's Ciera has been mangled yet, only if his lift mod goes horribly wrong. I don't consider his car a fail at all, its not bad just not my cup of tea is all. This ciera is horrible though:

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3146906

cutlassburnin
04-27-2009, 03:32 PM
see those are sort of like the wheels I wanted in the first place, only wayyy smaller..pretty much stock size with a lower profile tire. But after having a pot hole blow out TWO of my tires at once on my other set of rims Im done with lower profile tires..plus my stockies ride nicer.

ochy38
04-27-2009, 06:03 PM
hey, i like that cavi too. The bumpers may be a little much, and its dropped way to much, and get rid of the lambo doors. I like just about everything else about it. The body kit wouldnt be that bad if the front bumper werent so gaudy. I love the wheels, and the paint.

Duke George V
05-24-2009, 04:00 AM
How about this?
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e302/leftventricle/maxima-8.jpg

CamoDeafie
05-24-2009, 04:04 AM
the hell. thats actually pretty cool if you think about it! lol. sure its not gonna be a RACER or anything...it sure as hell is UNIQUE! ;)