View Full Version : Dui - southern style

05-07-2009, 05:51 PM
Only a person from North Carolina could think of this. From the country
where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Kinston , North
Carolina . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his
keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall
into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on
and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off
a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He
moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then
remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons'
vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking
lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his
patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and
administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer
indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany m e to
the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'
'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck...'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

05-08-2009, 10:19 PM
haha lol! thats a good one!