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    Default Techfizzle ... get ready!

    Now that you have gotten yourself that Escort, I thought it was about time to find your competition. You need to know what you are up against:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7mVQljKggE
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    I would love to spread my seed with those girls...
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    lol wow that great.....the horny guy comments are funny to.........................

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    not you to tongle

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    i dont plan on ricing this car that much Im going to put a gt grille in it, my sub and amp and some pedals. when i get it painted i might put some stripes on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Techfizzle View Post
    i dont plan on ricing this car that much Im going to put a gt grille in it, my sub and amp and some pedals. when i get it painted i might put some stripes on it.
    Please note he said THAT MUCH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Techfizzle View Post
    i dont plan on ricing this car that much Im going to put a gt grille in it, my sub and amp and some pedals. when i get it painted i might put some stripes on it.
    "Rice is rice, no matter the amount." -John's 2 Cents
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    convert it to a cosworth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonglebeak View Post
    I would love to spread my seed with those girls...
    Agreed

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    well for those 18+....theres this model named Alana, google Alana's world UK..she owns a monte carlo edition of a Ford Escort Cosworth and she kicks techie's butt in every way possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by CamoDeafie View Post
    well for those 18+....theres this model named Alana, google Alana's world UK..she owns a monte carlo edition of a Ford Escort Cosworth and she kicks techie's butt in every way possible
    she is a babe il say that

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    With the babes aside, I think that video was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

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    I must say that Alana is .... well... how do I put it nicely? .... guess there isn't a way to put it nicely: She is the kind of a girl that caused production of paper bags to begin in the first place.

    Too English in her looks.

    Strip her of the professionally applied makeup, and what you have is a female who looks best in a burkha of the closed kind:


    ... fortunately my hormones don't flow as much in my blood as they used to during my earlier years, and fortunately my wife is a wonderful loving and caring creature whom I find to be the best partner for life... so this wasshername... alana? ... is free for grabs for you guys... I'd rather be free from her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaloryan View Post
    With the babes aside, I think that video was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
    ... then you don't know Dacia and Lada... those were the kind of hyper speeders the east-block populations would wait for for years. It's something Techie would be proud of being able to trade his Escort out for... I think the luxury models came with ashtrays in the back as well. How about that? Wild luxury!

    ... but then again... I picked the video because it was pretty.... hmmm... well, there was something pretty there. Let's leave it at that.
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    its a ford escort, so my vote is to scrap it.

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