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    Senior Member 85_Ciera_Rebuild's Avatar
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    Default Dui - southern style

    Only a person from North Carolina could think of this. From the country
    where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.

    Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Kinston , North
    Carolina . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
    apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
    The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
    quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his
    keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall
    into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
    the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on
    and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off
    a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He
    moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then
    remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons'
    vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking
    lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

    The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his
    patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and
    administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer
    indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
    Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany m e to
    the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'
    'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck...'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

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    haha lol! thats a good one!
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